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Review: Survivor Island

Dir: Unknown

Cast: Nameless ex-porn stars

Category: Horror

Reviewed By: Clay

Plot: Our nubile young co-eds are on deserted island for a Greek outing. When one of the members finds a lost evil spirit icon things turn ugly.

DVD Special Features: none that will make this movie worth looking at.

Good: Did you ever wonder where all the porn star actors go when they aren’t cranking out fuck films? Bad horror is the last refuge of the budding actress/porn star. Truthfully, I cant testify that any of the stars in this movie are actually in the porn business but the acting is bad enough to make that theory work.

This movie has the worst monster ever put on the big screen. It’s actually two different monsters, the first is a really bad CGI beast and the second is a foam Gumby like character. When no humans are in the picture they use the CGI monster (which looks like Diablo from the computer game). When people are in the scene the director breaks out the foam Gumby devil.

Bad: Look at the good things I had to say….. This movie blows on all levels. Don’t do it.

Bottom Line: This movie tastes of ass.

Rating: Four boxes of gumby wine.

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