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Review: Miner Massacre (AKA Curse of the 49)

Dir: John Carl Buechler

Cast: A bevy of past and future porn stars

Category: Horror

Reviewed By: Clay

Plot: The long dead miner has been awakened by a group of nubile college kids doing a little prospecting. The bodies pile up as the miner protects his claim.

DVD Special Features: Does anyone really care?

The Good: I am struggling with this one. This film is very bland. How about plenty of killings. No good or creative killings but we do get a high body count. When your directors biggest name movie is Ghoulies 3 you know its going to be a tough one.

The Bad: Ok it’s a b-grade horror movie but we expect more. This film just goes through the motions. Embrace your fate and either go for the camp or go for the horror but don’t get hung up in the middle.

Not only is this film bland but there is no nudity to speak of. They keep teasing you with it but fail to deliver.

This movie is so bad they don’t even have it for sale at Amazon.com. Ouch.

Bottom Line: This one is fools gold (Sorry I couldn’t resist).

Rating: Three boxes of wine.

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