The Good: Action, violence, a nasty sense of humor, and some MIGHTY FINE men. First we have Wesley Snipes, buffed as anything, with tattoos all over his fine bod. Then we have Stephen Dorff, one badass little sexy whiteboy vampire with cute spiky hair. Finally, for those girls (and guys) with a taste for the strange, we have the ever-sexy Udo Kier. Sure, he’s an older dude, but his eyes are the spookiest green on the planet and I wanna bite him anyway. Lust aside, I really enjoyed the fast pacing and cool effects in this flick.

The Bad: Okay, it’s based on a comic book, so there are logic lapses. Get the hell over it. It’s a movie about vampires, ferchrissakes.

Bottom Line: This is one kickass action-packed vamp flick! I own it on DVD. Four big salty Bloody Marys!