I am afraid for the youth of America. No it has nothing to do with towel headed terrorist or crazy anthrax out breaks. My concern is a terrible lack of nudity in the movies. What ever happened to tits and ass?

Even the teen sex comedies are turning up without nudity, prime example, American Pie II. I loved the raunchy jokes and the jamming trumpets into asses but no one other than Jason Biggs got naked. Has Shannon Elizabeth become an artist? She was nearly buck-naked at the MTV music awards and didn’t seem to mind.

Tom Cats a movie about the wild bachelor life. No one gets naked in that. Hell they even had the never to put bikinis on their pseudo strippers. Once again a very clothed Shannon Elizabeth. Its not all her fault but she keeps showing up with more clothes than an Eskimo.

Just watched Heartbreakers. Wow, Jennifer Love Hewitt is amazingly cute. The movie could have used some T&A. I know that neither Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sigorny Weaver does nude scenes and I applaud them for it. Here is the problem, some movies demand nudity. Its part of the genre, its what is necessary to make it work.

Bad horror films demand nudity. How much better would I Know What You Did Last Summer have been if all those little hotties would have been showing some skin. Most people who are doing bad horror films have nothing to loss professionally by showing the skin. Wake up it’s a B-movie, your next part isn’t going to be co staring with Robert De Niro.

Memo to Hollywood tits and ass still sell. Here is a cause your marketing geeks should put their backs into. Bring back the sex damn it.